I am now my boyfriend’s alter ego’s personal assistant
Because Ken Scampi is starting to lose it after all the blows to the head
Because Ken Scampi is starting to lose it after all the blows to the head

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“A woman without love wilts like a flower without sun.”
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I lost it at “he is very angry”
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To be fair, that does beat laser tag. 画
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